no bull

"I have

nicotine stains

on my butt

from where people

have been

blowing smoke rings

up my ass

for the biggest part

of my Life."

* * * * *

"The closer

I get to happiness

the sadder I am

to see sorrow

left behind."

* * * * *

"Every man

deserves a house

with a fireplace

and a bed,

but most of all

a downy soft pillow

upon which to lay

his weary head."

* * * * *

SAVE SEX:

"Don't rubber the wrong way."

* * * * *

"It only hurts to apologize

if you don't feel the pain of

sorrow."

* * * * *

"Sometimes

no conversation

is better than none

at all."

* * * * *

"The unidentified

flying object

of bovine origination

left mysterious

crap circles

in the fertile field

of the friendly farmer's

disbelief."

* * * * *

"A poet is one

who transcribes

thoughts & feelings

and puts them down

to rest on paper."

* * * * *

"Is a

dumb blonde valedictorian

a foxymoron?"

* * * * *

Arson was suspected

for setting the brush fire:

"If it was your son,

then you should report him

to the police."

* * * * *

"Collectively

we are all victims

of canned laughter."

* * * * *

"The bridge to nowhere

leads to an empty parking space

inside Sarah Palin's head."

* * * * *

.

^ point of you

* * * * *

Monday

Tuesday

Threesday

Foursday

Fivesday

Sixdays

Sevendays

a week

* * * * *

"Before

there was

creation,

was there

anything?"

* * * * *

nine eleven:

"That was the day

the ocean rolled back out to see

if it wanted to come back

and pound upon the sea shore.

That was the day

of reckoning

for the united stakes of

Americans

to decide to believe

political pundits

and/or prepare ourselves

for all-out

War."

* * * * *

"Peace be

to all mankind

through every

individual."

* * * * *

Shame. Sex. Marriage.

Divorce should be

only between a man

and a woman.

Speaking for God:

"I'm sure He

would want it that way."

* * * * *

"I was glad for dad

but sad that Chad

couldn't make it to

the wedding."

(Chad was the Pride groom)

* * * * *

"A bi-sexual

rides a bi-cycle

but doesn't always know

which pedal to push."

* * * * *

"The priest turned thief

the dog turned over."

* * * * *

"Are butterflies

better than flies

made with corn oil

margarine?"

* * * * *

Just wondering...

* * * * *

"When I sleep at night

I crawl into a cozy cocoon

of mindless antiquity."

* * * * *

and more...

words of wisdumb

from:

"The Book"

by Leon Barnard

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